WHY MEN ARE RARELY DEPRESSED

> >>Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
> >>creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding
> >>plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be
> >>President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a
> >>water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
> >>the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
> >>gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
> >>stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
> >>Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never
> >>stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional
> >>well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister,
> >>or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
> >>
> >>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
> >>tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all
> >>your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> >>thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be
> >>your friend.
> >>
> >>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> >>than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> >>unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its
> >>original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You
> >>only have to shave your face and neck.
> >>
> >>You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big
> >>hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You
> >>can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with
> >>a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
> >>
> >>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
> >>minutes
> >>
> >>No wonder men are happier.